Who wants to pay me to write a few songs?

[roknroll]

For $1100, I'll write and record 2 songs on my L-03, and send you a recording of the 2 songs...you give me the topic, and I'll write a song about it.  Why $1100?  Because there's there's a Bianchi Road bike at my local bike shop that has been sitting there for 3 years waiting for me to buy it. 

A few examples of types of songs I'll write...

-Love songs for your wife/lover/partner etc etc...
-songs about your favorite pet
-songs about your stance on the environment

You can also request that the songs be sung and played in a certain style...such as country, pop, folk etc.

-andrew

[stubby]

$1100. for two songs? So a 12 song cd would cost $6600.?   I'm in.

[roknroll]

lol...DISCOUNT PRICE!  $1000 for a 12 song cd!

[Steve]

You could Ebay your offer man!  Heck they buy pieces of bread on Ebay for more than your asking!

[ronmac]

Contact Sir George Martin. He is used to paying a lot more than that. You never know, he may be looking for a bargain and a ground floor opportunity.

[roknroll]

Whos george martin? and what's his phone number?

[ronmac]

I don't have his number. Try looking in the Yellow Pages under "Beatles Producer".

[roknroll]

Yes, i'm sure it's that accessible :WNK>

I once had a dream to be a singer/songwriter...now I'm a 23 year old nobody...never tried to achieve fame...kind of regretting what could have been...oh well...heres to your health.

[whiskeyjack]

Now why would I pay you $1100 to write and record songs for me when I can write them and record them myself?   :huh: ^_^ ^_^ :GRN>

[Steve]

Whiskey,

He's trying to find someone that's niave, your not. :GRN>

[poki]

heck, ill do the same for $1099.00 in 4 easy payments of 275.00 plus shipping and handling.  i'll even throw in a "Clapper" and your choice of a pony or rabbit Chia Pet absolutely free of charge!!!
:mellow:

[expatCanuck]

... ill do the same for $1099.00 ...

I'll do it for a couple of cases of Upper Canada lager (a beverage I miss).

- Richard

[Sordello]

hey rocknroll
what do you charge for a full rock opera. Power chords and teenage angst and slight nod to Pete?

[whiskeyjack]

heck, ill do the same for $1099.00 in 4 easy payments of 275.00 plus shipping and handling. . .

Now THAT is a good deal.  Four years same as cash.  'Can't beat that. ^_^ ^_^

[woody b]

heck, ill do the same for $1099.00 in 4 easy payments of 275.00 plus shipping and handling........................................
:mellow:

How much is shipping and handling?????