Are you a thread ender?

[Danny]

does this response mean that I'm a sick cookie.......

                                               Yup

[unclrob]

Cool!!! Thanks.

[flatlander]

I have borrowed and stored a thread ending, last (Lord willin) post from another thread. If we ever want to end this thread, let me know and I'll whip it out. :)

[flatlander]

Never mind. Carry on...

[Danny]

K

[unclrob]

I have borrowed and stored a thread ending, last (Lord willin) post from another thread. If we ever want to end this thread, let me know and I'll whip it out. :)

  BACK OFF MAN!!!!!!!There no reason for guns when we can have an old fashion knife fight....first lets set some rule's..............

[Danny]

Just need a few of our sharp tongue forum members.No need for knives.

[flatlander]

Besides last time I got my gun out I shot myself

[unclrob]

Just need a few of our sharp tongue forum members.No need for knives.

That could be more dangerist.

Besides last time I got my gun out I shot myself

just got back from a gig build as water war day.Everyone getting wet but not me,not allowed to get thr soundman or the band wet.

[YOUNG AT HEART]

Well gentlemen---I'm posting now in my official role as the U.N. ambassador for sensible talkin'...........and I'm warning all of ya,... if you don't start talking proper on this thread,  and answer what people sayed in a sensile manner that befits the intellectyouality  of residents of  North America..............the   U.N. Department Of Correction will ensure that,           ..........you lot will all be Finnish !         

[YOUNG AT HEART]

Oh, and bye the weigh............don't think for one minit that this is an ejockulation.....................I meaned every word.       

[L07 Shooting Star]

Clever use of words won't be enough to end this thread.  Nice try.

[YOUNG AT HEART]

Ok Mr Star---------maybe I should threaten folks that if anyone posts immediately after my latest particular brand of drivel,   that I will put up a photo of myself, ...  naked, except for black socks and a trilby hat.........

Now that should make the blighters think twice........ .....   

[unclrob]

Ok Mr Star---------maybe I should threaten folks that if anyone posts immediately after my latest particular brand of drivel,   that I will put up a photo of myself, ...  naked, except for black socks and a trilby hat.........

Now that should make the blighters think twice........ .....   

[Danny]

Besides last time I got my gun out I shot myself

Never point a gun at anyone, especially yourself.

[GA-ME]

Never point a gun at anyone, especially yourself.

Sometimes, it is entirely appropriate and justified to point and fire a gun at someone. Center mass until the threat is neutralized and such...

[Danny]

Never point a gun at anyone, especially yourself.

....unless you intend to use it. First lesson in gun safety.

[GA-ME]

....unless you intend to use it. First lesson in gun safety.

#2: Never allow the muzzle to cover anything you are not willing to destroy.

[Danny]

Sounds like #1 defined. From a very early age I was taught to never point guns, loaded or not at anyone. (Cause many times they are still loaded)

[Gary787]

In miss the old days. We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say.

   Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
Abe Simpson (credit where credit is due)