Why do guitars sound better with age ??

[ducktrapper]

This can be accomplished by attaching fishing line to the blade(s) of a small fan and running it such that the end of the line(s) whacks the guitar strings as it spins.

I have also had good results by placing the acoustic guitar in front of my 76 Vibrolux and banging out big dissonant chords on my jazzmaster for an hour here and there...

There's a Rube Goldberg machine, if I've ever seen one. I'm going to assume you're just having some fun with that. The second method is a much better and more fun approach. Hey there's a '65 Jazzmaster in my house. What's yours?   

[quadropuss]

There's a Rube Goldberg machine, if I've ever seen one. I'm going to assume you're just having some fun with that. The second method is a much better and more fun approach. Hey there's a '65 Jazzmaster in my house. What's yours?   

Ah a '65 ?!  Golly mines just a 2000 American Vintage Reissue in sherwood green metallic.  It has Novak pickups in it and sounds vintage.  Love to see yours !!