My Guitar Abs

Started by GoldTopsRock, April 15, 2010, 10:33:25 PM

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I thought since it's warmed up I would take of my shirt and show off my guitar abs!   :humour:



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I remember a quote a few years back from an aging hockey player for the Philadelphia Flyers who was told that one of the young newcomers had a "washboard" stomach. To which the veteran replied: "I have a washboard stomach too. The only problem is that mine is buried under 12 years of laundry."

How come no one's laughing?  This is funny. 

 :roll Awesome! Looks like a long hot summer  :whistling: Don't think his a guitarist  :bgrin:
cheers
fongie

My 6-pack abs turned into a keg!
Play it daily for best results.

I used to have a washboard stomach but I found that it adversely effected the tone of the guitar.  The muscles inhibited the vibration of the back wood and reduced the overall resonance of the guitar.  A soft "doughy" stomach (best created by drinking quality beer) that has been 'aged' to improve the flow of sound waves will yield a more full and vintage tone.

Quote from: arbutusq on April 20, 2010, 09:53:43 PM
I used to have a washboard stomach but I found that it adversely effected the tone of the guitar.  The muscles inhibited the vibration of the back wood and reduced the overall resonance of the guitar.  A soft "doughy" stomach (best created by drinking quality beer) that has been 'aged' to improve the flow of sound waves will yield a more full and vintage tone.

Good one!

Hey I have wash board abs but for some reason or another people keep showing up to do laundry.So I got this pad thing that makes me look fat..........
A REPAIRPERSON,Barefoot Rob gone to a better place
OM03PA
Favorite saying
 OB LA DE OB LA DA,LIFE GOES ON---BRA,It is what it is,You just gotta deal it,
One By One The Penguins Steal My Sanity, Keith and Barefoot Rob on youtube
Still unclrob
#19
12 people ignoring me,so cool
rpjguitarworks
Call PM me I may be able to help

Quote from: unclrob on April 21, 2010, 04:41:20 PM
Hey I have wah board abs but for some reason or another people keep showing up to do laundry.So I got this pad thing that makes me look fat..........
Thats called a 'Laundrymat'  :whistling:

 :roll
A REPAIRPERSON,Barefoot Rob gone to a better place
OM03PA
Favorite saying
 OB LA DE OB LA DA,LIFE GOES ON---BRA,It is what it is,You just gotta deal it,
One By One The Penguins Steal My Sanity, Keith and Barefoot Rob on youtube
Still unclrob
#19
12 people ignoring me,so cool
rpjguitarworks
Call PM me I may be able to help

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