A young, single woman is feeling very ill and has an extensive series of tests done by her doctor.
After weeks of tests and more tests, the doctor calls her in.
He tells her, I have to be frank with you the test results are not good.
You have an incurable disease, and it is terminal.  I would think you have no more than six months to live.
Devastated, she sobbingly asks the doctor, is there anything I can do.
The doctor says, well, if I were you I would run out and marry a Fingerstyle Guitarist ASAP.
She asks, How will that help my illness?

The doctor says, Oh it will not help your illness;
but it will make that six months seem like an eternity!

That was great I'm still LOL :lol:  

Too funny! :lol:  

Mind if I add a joke here?

A maestro was ill and had to miss a couple nights performances, but one of the violinists filled in....even did a pretty good job. When the maestro returned the violinist assumed his chair, and while awaiting the start of the concert, his neighbor (another violinist) leaned over and asked...."So, where were you the last couple nights?"

Oh THAT'S good. :D  

Reminds me of the difference between a bull and an orchestra.

The bull has the horns in front and the a**hole in the back.  :ph34r:

Don