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Title: Who wants to pay me to write a few songs?
Post by: roknroll on June 30, 2006, 05:50:12 PM
For $1100, I'll write and record 2 songs on my L-03, and send you a recording of the 2 songs...you give me the topic, and I'll write a song about it.  Why $1100?  Because there's there's a Bianchi Road bike at my local bike shop that has been sitting there for 3 years waiting for me to buy it. 

A few examples of types of songs I'll write...

-Love songs for your wife/lover/partner etc etc...
-songs about your favorite pet
-songs about your stance on the environment

You can also request that the songs be sung and played in a certain style...such as country, pop, folk etc.

-andrew
Title: Re: Who wants to pay me to write a few songs?
Post by: stubby on June 30, 2006, 06:22:36 PM
$1100. for two songs? So a 12 song cd would cost $6600.?   I'm in.
Title: Re: Who wants to pay me to write a few songs?
Post by: roknroll on June 30, 2006, 07:00:23 PM
lol...DISCOUNT PRICE!  $1000 for a 12 song cd!
Title: Re: Who wants to pay me to write a few songs?
Post by: Steve on June 30, 2006, 07:58:54 PM
You could Ebay your offer man!  Heck they buy pieces of bread on Ebay for more than your asking!

Title: Re: Who wants to pay me to write a few songs?
Post by: ronmac on June 30, 2006, 10:39:46 PM
Contact Sir George Martin. He is used to paying a lot more than that. You never know, he may be looking for a bargain and a ground floor opportunity.
Title: Re: Who wants to pay me to write a few songs?
Post by: roknroll on June 30, 2006, 10:41:50 PM
Whos george martin? and what's his phone number?
Title: Re: Who wants to pay me to write a few songs?
Post by: ronmac on June 30, 2006, 10:43:44 PM
I don't have his number. Try looking in the Yellow Pages under "Beatles Producer".
Title: Re: Who wants to pay me to write a few songs?
Post by: roknroll on June 30, 2006, 10:46:15 PM
Yes, i'm sure it's that accessible :WNK>

I once had a dream to be a singer/songwriter...now I'm a 23 year old nobody...never tried to achieve fame...kind of regretting what could have been...oh well...heres to your health.
Title: Re: Who wants to pay me to write a few songs?
Post by: whiskeyjack on July 01, 2006, 12:48:28 AM
Now why would I pay you $1100 to write and record songs for me when I can write them and record them myself?   :huh: ^_^ ^_^ :GRN>
Title: Re: Who wants to pay me to write a few songs?
Post by: Steve on July 01, 2006, 01:47:12 AM
Whiskey,

He's trying to find someone that's niave, your not. :GRN>
Title: Re: Who wants to pay me to write a few songs?
Post by: poki on July 01, 2006, 02:19:11 AM
heck, ill do the same for $1099.00 in 4 easy payments of 275.00 plus shipping and handling.  i'll even throw in a "Clapper" and your choice of a pony or rabbit Chia Pet absolutely free of charge!!!
:mellow:
Title: Re: Who wants to pay me to write a few songs?
Post by: expatCanuck on July 01, 2006, 08:40:19 AM
Quote from: poki on July 01, 2006, 02:19:11 AM
... ill do the same for $1099.00 ...

I'll do it for a couple of cases of Upper Canada lager (a beverage I miss).

- Richard
Title: Re: Who wants to pay me to write a few songs?
Post by: Sordello on July 01, 2006, 09:42:57 AM
hey rocknroll
what do you charge for a full rock opera. Power chords and teenage angst and slight nod to Pete?
Title: Re: Who wants to pay me to write a few songs?
Post by: whiskeyjack on July 01, 2006, 10:24:38 AM
Quoteheck, ill do the same for $1099.00 in 4 easy payments of 275.00 plus shipping and handling. . .

Now THAT is a good deal.  Four years same as cash.  'Can't beat that. ^_^ ^_^
Title: Re: Who wants to pay me to write a few songs?
Post by: woody b on July 01, 2006, 10:47:26 AM
Quote from: poki on July 01, 2006, 02:19:11 AM
heck, ill do the same for $1099.00 in 4 easy payments of 275.00 plus shipping and handling........................................
:mellow:

How much is shipping and handling?????    :SHK> :SHK> :SHK>