Most guitars are nice. All guitars are made out of wood or something else. All guitars are for making music, although not all do. Some guitars cost more than others. Some are prettier than others (that's why they cost more). Some are owned by real players and some are not. Keep all wood guitars away from fireplaces. Big guitars are bigger than little guitars. Some guitars have a bunch of strings. Some have less. Some guitars have pickups. Some do not. I guess the ones that don't are pretty lonely. Some guitars have higher saddles than others, but that is not a problem if you have long legs. Some guitars are for lefties, some for righties and some for "switch hitters". Some guitars are shiny and some are not (some of the ones that are not used to be). Some guitars have long scales and some have short, but neither are really deep sea creatures. Some guitars have skinny necks, some have fatter ones. Not a problem. Just buy "one size fits all" T-shirts for them. Some guitars have smaller waists than others. I guess they don't eat as many donuts.

Hmm, thanks.  But what about the ones that have sloped shoulders?

Quote from: Tycho on April 28, 2006, 12:20:53 PM
Hmm, thanks.  But what about the ones that have sloped shoulders?

They need better posture.


E. Shoaf

and some have a fatter bass than others....

Are air guitars made from that "something else" material? :GRN>

Some are "open"  from the start while others can take a while to loosen up. the time can vary depending on how much attention you show them.

All guitars have braces, but their 'bite' is not always good

some guitars have a checkered past and some have a checkered finish, and some are just 'crazed!'

Entire universe can be classified as one of two things.

Guitar, or non-guitar.

By the way, I play alot of error guitar.

What about guitars and their nuts? If they all have nuts how do we have so many new guitars each year?

(I think I am getting the hang of this  :GRN> )

I think that when it comes to the nuts, width is quite important.

Some guitars spend alot of time in bars, and have tobacco stains.

all guitars have tuners, but sometimes i can't find the right radio station!

Quote from: moo cow on April 28, 2006, 06:07:33 PM
all guitars have tuners, but sometimes i can't find the right radio station!

Or, as they say, you can tune a guitar, but can you tuna fish?